- Wear anything that makes their [arms/butt/legs/tummy/back] look fat.
- Drunk dial exes.
- Wallow in Ben & Jerry’s alone. They join!
- Go too long without seeing each other.
- Pass up an amazing deal on a to-die-for outfit.
- Go to nerve-wracking doctor’s appointments alone.
- Go home with a super creeper.
- Have anything stuck in their teeth in public. Unless it’s really funny. (But never in a work environment, even if truly hilarious.)
- Karaoke solo.
What’s on your list? Friends don’t let friends…